Your crush catches you staring at him
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You trip over in public and want to laugh at yourself but there is nobody around to laugh with you
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You're watching a movie with your grandparents and a kissing scene comes on
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You realize the pen you're chewing on is one you borrowed from someone else
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You called your teacher "Mum"
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You say something to your best friend and then turn around and realize she's not standing next to you anymore
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Someone catches you talking to yourself
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You tune out of a conversation and just say "Yeah" to make it seem like you're listening, then realize it was a totally inappropriate response
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Your dad requests your friendship on facebook
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Someone says "Hello" and you reply with "I'm good thanks"
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You push a door than instructs you to "Pull"
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You've already asked "What?" three times and still have no idea what the other person is saying so you just smile and nod
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Angry Birds actually makes you angry
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The stairs end but you don't realize and your foot lands in air
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You watch the movie version of a book and realize that you were pronouncing a character's name wrong the whole time you were reading it
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You walk into a glass door
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You have 59 tabs open while you're surfing the Net and can't figure out which one the annoying music is coming from
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You return someone's wave only to realize they were waving at the person behind you
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You say goodbye to someone then walk away in the same direction
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You're on the bus and accidentally sing out loud to your iPod
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A sentence doesn't end the way you think it spagetti
You called your teacher "Mum"
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You say something to your best friend and then turn around and realize she's not standing next to you anymore
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Someone catches you talking to yourself
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You tune out of a conversation and just say "Yeah" to make it seem like you're listening, then realize it was a totally inappropriate response
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Your dad requests your friendship on facebook
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Someone says "Hello" and you reply with "I'm good thanks"
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You push a door than instructs you to "Pull"
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You've already asked "What?" three times and still have no idea what the other person is saying so you just smile and nod
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Angry Birds actually makes you angry
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The stairs end but you don't realize and your foot lands in air
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You watch the movie version of a book and realize that you were pronouncing a character's name wrong the whole time you were reading it
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You walk into a glass door
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You have 59 tabs open while you're surfing the Net and can't figure out which one the annoying music is coming from
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You return someone's wave only to realize they were waving at the person behind you
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You say goodbye to someone then walk away in the same direction
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You're on the bus and accidentally sing out loud to your iPod
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A sentence doesn't end the way you think it spagetti
I hope you like this list from "Girlfriend" magazine. If you have any others to add, feel free to comment.
With love,
Zoé
